Sunday, November 8, 2009

Crime: A Brief Interlude


Imagine for a minute that you are sitting down at the table, about to enjoy a delicious grilled cheese sandwich and some tomato soup, when some asshole runs up and not only throws your soup in your face but also punches, (yes, punches) your sandwich, leaving a nice fist size imprint and squeezing out all of the cheese. Doesn't feel awesome does it? If you are the guy who broke into my car and stole both of our bikes out of it, you best watch your sandwich, motherfucker, because I will go all kinds of WWF cage match on your shit. That is all.

-OSB

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