Echo Bravo

Through the miracle of the English language, we have discovered that there is, in fact, no "i" in team, and that to assume is to make an "ass" out of "u" and "me". Today, I was forced to come to terms with the fact that I was not going to get a raise. Ever. Just as I did not receive a holiday bump from the old taskmaster. And therefore, without further ado, I give you, from my co-workers and I, that this year our boss, Peter Carlson, truly put the "e" in "bonus"...